Between Seth Rollins finding he’s nailing an alleged racist, a maniac
getting shot at WWE’s Performance Center, Bram signing a new bond agreement,
and Jimmy Snuka being declared a Superfly-t risk, wrestling has made it so we
don’t have to perform. We need to try though if Global Force Wrestling needs
bookers. Well we focus on Impact. Tonight, TNA World Heavyweight Champion Ethan
Carter III defends against Matt Hardy, who’s also defending his brother, Jeff
Hardy’s freedom. Poor use of words after the last few days.
After showing he Hardys and EC3 walking in at different
times, we see a recap of Jeff Jarrett’s heel turn last week. Must flee TV. Jarrett
walks out with GFW along with him. Josh Mathews says Jarrett should be kicked
out of the TNA Hall of Fame. Right, because THAT’S the worst
thing a Hall of Famer has done. Jarrett makes it clear he tried to help Dixie
by running the show for her. Karen Jarrett adds that she had to mastermind the
attacks to help Jeff. Jeff thanks her for setting up an invasion. This won’t
end well. Anyway, Jarrett say no one can compete with them. Chris the Adonis
says he’s not impressed, and issues an open challenge. Showing it’s 2006, Bobby
Lashley accepts.
Lashley starts by throwing Adonis around for a good bit
before they lock-up. Adonis takes over with a low-blow. After a brief attack by
Adonis, Lashley tries to surge, but Adonis keeps on him with a chinlock. Once Lashley
gets him outside, they brawl until Adonis sends him outside. Once Lashley
returns, Adonis suplexes Lashley and tries for a pin. Once Lashley gets a few
hits in, both men are down. When both are back up, Lashley uses a suplex,
followed by a shoulder tackle by Lashley, and a delayed suplex. When Lashley
goes for a spear, Adonis moves out of the way, and locks in the Mordetzky
loock. Lashley avoids it, and spears Adonis. As Lashley goes for a pin, GFW
assaults Lashley. As TNA World Tag Team Champions The Wolves try to help, but
are assaulted as well. Jarrett implores Karen to bring her surprise with her.
Karen attempts to use Magnus’ Feast or Fired briefcase for
Trevor Lee and Bryan Myers. Guess he couldn’t wait to leave. After referee Earl
Hebner refuses, they assault him and make referee Brian Stifler do it. Eddie
Edwards keeps kicking out, but the team assault keeps him in the ring. Edwards
manges to get Lee in a half crab while Davey Richards has a cloverleaf. After a
distraction by Sonjay Dutt causes the holds to be broken, Lee uses the
briefcase to hit Edwards and get a pin. Co-Tweet of the night goes to @WheelerDeeler:
“Lee & Myers needed a 5+ Minute Gang Attack, A Distraction & A
Briefcase to beat The Wolves”... Davey Richards was upset he didn’t tag into
the match.
Bobby Roode again says he’s not respected, and that he will
beat TNA King of the Mountain Champion P.J. Black.
Recaps of the assaults, then talk about other matches, and
our farewell tour.
Jeremy Borash interviews EC3, EC3 says he never read Hardy Boys
books. First time that joke was used, but he was more of a choose your
adventure guy. And has demands for Jeff.
After showing Dixie looking confused as usual, we get Roode
vs. Black. Roode tells Black to look around, and see TNA. Roode’s a TNA
wrestler, and he helped to build what Black sees. He says some have loved him,
some hated, but they all respect him. He doesn’t know what’s going on with GFW,
but “THIS IS MY HOUSE”! Hope he doesn’t turn on one glorified independent to pad
another glorified independent’s roster. As the match starts, Roode punches away
before going for a “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP”! The brawl goes outside,
where Roode continues to assault as Josh tries to explain why this is
one-on-one. After Black takes the match inside, Roode stomps away before Black
kicks to battle back. Into the match before break. Back from break, and Roode
starts rebounding by taking Black down. We then get a yay/boo before Black
misses a springboard. Roode uses a spinebuster, and begins to rally. Roode hits
several big moves before thinking about a roode bomb. Black gets out, and gets
a pin for two. Black uses a tornado DDT to set Roode up for a springboard
moonsault to again get two. Roode battles ahead and locks in his crossface. Dutt
tries to get involved, but Drew Galloway takes him out. When Black tries to
fly, he’s hit in the Roode bomb to win the GFW World Heavyweight Championship.
GFW next walks out and demands to see Dixie.
Dixie again says there was supposed to be a team. Jeff says
Dixie let different people fail her. She says she’s been here fighting for
everything, and that Jarrett removed himself. Dixie says she learned ego from
Jarrett. Jarrett says she is unable to do anything about his ownership. Dixie
then challenges Jarrett to assemble a team for a match for ownership of TNA. Jarrett
says that it’s not about ego, and that his team proves it. Drew stands up as
the team captain for TNA before The Wolves come out next, and then Lashley. The
Pope calls Lashley the tank that moves like a sports car. He just described Bray
Wyatt. Co-Tweet of the night goes to @ShroomMeister: “Looks like Survivor
Series 2001 is coming early”.
After showing Jarrett leading a “Woah Bundy”, we get a plug
for a calendar that may outlive us.
The one-man Beat Down Clan Kenny King says he no longer
wants to sucker punch, or takes part in assaults because he’s a leader. He then
says he’s bringing back Open Fight Night. Guess he just gotn here. Bram fresh
from jail accepts. After a brief brawl, Bram tries to bring King out. King
sends him down, and plancha’s him. When King tries to fly, Bram grabs him by
the throat and slams him down. Bram brings him inside and clotheslines him.
Outside of kayfabe for a second, hearing live commentary put over how vicious
Bram is is creepy after Monday. Back to kayfabe, Bram keeps criminally
assaulting King until he wins.
Borash interviews the Hardys. Matt says he’s fueled by the
risk for his brother, and the reward of the gold.
Stone Cold Velvet Sky talks about how the division has evolved,
and how The Dollhouse is too crazy. She demands Taryn Terrell walk out. Taryn
brings it via satellite, and says she’s done more than Velvet, and that Velvet
will have to play with her Dollhouse. This leads to Jade, Marti Bell, and Rebel
walking out. Velvet starts fighting with them, but there are too many underpaid
people before pregnant Angelina Love and Madison Rayne help even things up.
After fighting back, the re-united Beautiful People lets everyone know they’re
back. Hope Angelina isn’t showing next month.
A video for recent matches and segments between EC3 and Matt
highlight the match tonight.
A recap of the challenge between Dixie and Jarrett brings us
to Drew asking if Dixie’s sure about this. She says she is. The match will be Lethal
LockDown.
EC3 vs. Matt main events. The match begins with both men locking-up.EC3
backs into the corner. EC3 gets Matt into a chinlock before Matt sends him off
the ropes. Matt uses elbows and knees to get the first pin attempt. Matt uses a
neckbreaker to get two. EC3 battles back, but a “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP”!
and a clothesline send him outside and into the break. Back from break, EC3 is
in charge in the match. He goes for an elbow drop, but Matt rolls out of the
way. When Matt runs off the ropes, EC3 uses a sleeper hold until Matt jawbreaks
him. A yay/boo follows before Matt clotheslines EC3 when EC3 goes to the
corner, Matt bulldogs him. After a side effect, Matt gets two. EC3 avoids a twist
of fate, leading to a ref bump. Matt hits it, but no referee then leads to a
punch by Tyrus, and a hit with the gold. All of that only gets two. Jeff hits
Tyrus while Matt rolls EC3 up for two before another attempt for a pin by EC3.
Matt headbutts EC3, and hits Tyrus before Jeff hits Tyrus. Matt uses a tornado
DDT to get only two. Matt goes for a twist of fate, but EC3 uses a clothesline.
EC3 then uses a low-blow, and a sunset flip for a win. EC3 then forces Jeff to
be in the ring and raise his arm.
That’s the first of our final episodes on the network. Odds
are that the show is not coming back, and the last memories will either be what
has been taped, or BFG. In any instance, we hope to keep you informed. Jest be
careful about these next several days.
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