Well RAW’s at 2.15, Daniel Bryan may be leaving WWE, and the
divas angles are melding into one mess. So let’s watch the one main roster show
that makes sense.
Rundown of Eric Young against TNA X-Division Champion Tigre Uno,
Mahabali Shera against Bobby Lashley, Matt Hardy against Jesse Godderz, and TNA
World Tag Team Champion Davey Richards against Ethan Carter III.
After going over Shera and Lashley’s past successes and “successes”,
the match begins. Shera attacks with clotheslines and stomps. For him, this is
like using Bret “The Hitman” Hart’s whole moveset. Though when he dances on the
turnbuckle, he takes the last ride. Lashley then uses the ropes to choke Shera
going into break. Boy that Flex Seal guy should market that liquid rubber thing
to Trojan. Back from break, and Lashley’s beating Shera on the outside while high
fiving fans. If Young did that, fans would do the same. We’re on YouTube. You almost
got to see new episodes there as well. Shera brawls out of Lashley’s assault
before bringing him back into the ring. Shera stays on offense before Lashley
hits a spear to win. Believe that.
A look at Young vs. Tigre Uno shows how the former has moved
through this mess. We also see how Tigre Uno advanced. Even the reverse
elimination match. Then we see a promo by Young where he says he will beat
whoever he faces. He seems to be doing this promo from a darkened room. So he
may be in the stands of our last house show.
Dixie will be interviewed later. Get some booze.
We saw how Jesse beat TNA Ghost Awesome Kong, then he talks
about what he’s capable of, and showing who the man is. Or something. Not a bad
promo.
Tigre Uno vs. Young sees Young demand Tigre Uno leave, only
to get a springboard to start. Young better be careful. We’ll give up him, and
half the remaining KOs for D-Bryan. Young’s attempt to fly results in him having
to use his power. Eventually squeezing Tigre Uno’s head going into break. Back
from break, Young has a chinlock before choking Tigre Uno on the ropes. A
possible reference to Madison Rayne is hidden in a plug of calendars. Young
throws Tigre Uno outside and beats him some more. After RAW, Zeb Colter
approves. Young misses a moonsault, leading to a hurricarana outside. Tigre Uno
then uses more of a flying assault that only Ryback can do, but Young uses the
ropes to try a pin. Young does hit a piledriver to advance.
Young says he gave Tigre Uno a chance to leave. He wishes he
had that.
The Pope may have spoiled something later.
Matt vs. Jesse is next. Matt starts off strong with some
technical ability, but Jesse shows he can literally carry in the same way
everyone says he has to be carried. As the match goes on, the fans are not as
excited as one can expect for people having to watch weeks of content recorded
in days. Matt rams Jesse’s head into the turnbuckle. Jesse seems unaffected by
hits to the head. Davey needed weeks to get to that point. Matt and Jesse brawl
going into break. Abilify may lead to degenerate gambling. We may have taken
those pills. Back from break, Jesse’s got brutal stomps going on. Good thing they’re
not in curb-like fashion. Bringing a brutal assault on the back of Matt, Jesse goes
for several pin attempts before Matt elbows his way out. Talking about Matt’s
side effect after that lawyer ad is weird. Matt elbows the back of the head
before we realize Matt is in much better shape now than when this match was
recorded. Jesse goes for the Boston crab called the Adonis crab, but Matt
reaches the ropes. When Jesse tries something else, he’s hit with a twist of fate,
leading to a Matt advancement.
Josh Mathews talk about big moments in 2015 like Drew Galloway
signing, EC3 going to court, and Bram signing a new multi-year contract. Ok,
maybe the first two being brought up happened. Bram goes without saying. Dixie
says we created opportunity. Bram sadly didn’t grab this one by the throat. We
find out that new semi-finals and finals will be airing live on the Preview channel.
A recap of the angle that started this tournament.
Next week fills time, as Group Future 4 faces Group
X-Division, and TNA World Tag Team Champion Eddie Edwards, Mr. Anderson,
Rockstar Spud, and TNA Whatever The Belt Is Called This Week If It Hasn’t Been
Dropped Champion Bobby Roode face off in a cage.
Recaps of earlier wins from tonight before all the big stuff
tonight boils down to Davey vs. EC3. EC3 is puffed with pride when he belittles
Davey. Clapping by fans better not swell EC3. Davey retorts before they brawl
and grapple. Davey then whips Ethan around while attacking the previously
injured arm. Davey sends EC3 outside as we hear that Tyrus has a future shot.
We may have to book that match. EC3 out-powers Davey, and sends him outside
going into break. Back from break, EC3’s stomping away on Davey. Davey even
sells going into the turnbuckle like a bowling pin. As EC3 tries to stay on
offense, Davey briefly shows him American strong style. Once Davey sees an
opening, he kicks away, and nearly concusses EC3 with one. EC3 battles back
with a TKO, but only gets to two. As EC3 goes up onto the buckle, Davey
scrambles more brains with headbutts. Davey then uses several suplexes, but EC3
keeps kicking out. After numerous attempted finishers, EC3 uses a power move,
followed by a 1%er to make it Matt vs. Young and Lashley vs. EC3.
Next week may be the last show on this network, and if not,
we’ll hopefully put together the most offensive stuff we’ve done just to say
goodbye in the way that we know how. Until then, have a good week.
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