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So Dana White took quite the dump in the WWE punchbowl (probably while saying 'fuckin' and 'cocksucker' every other word) when he declared that Ronda Rousey won't be performing at WrestleMania 32 in Dallas next year. You'd figure WWE wouldn't mind too much, since they probably view Stephanie as the bigger draw of the two, but apparently, the creative team is rattled by the revelation.
Actually, I imagine Stephanie's a mite pissed, given that Rousey did armbar her into a default grimace at WrestleMania, and Stephanie was probably pining for that 'return job'. The story was definitely there, since Rousey's been in hiding for the 14 years since WWE won the Monday Night Wars that Stephanie spearheaded. You laugh, but you know they'd make that the story. Or they'd just have Stephanie be the second McMahon to beat a former UFC Champion at WrestleMania, either or.