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Thursday, October 20, 2016

Impact Review 10/20/2010

We have no more debt. Boy wrestling will have this RAW Deal for a while.
We see the angles from last week, that brings us to Cody Rh… Talking about wanting to win the TNA World Heavyweight Championship, he then starts talking about telling his dad he wanted to be a wrestler. This brings out TNA Champion Eddie Edwards. Eddie talks about everyone having loads of respect for both men. After this, we hear both men talk about how they will prove they’re the best. As Bobby Lashley enters the ring, he tells them whichever one he faces will get hurt, but then Moose is next out. He gets his match now. Both men stary by brawling before Lashley suplexes, but it does nothing. Eventually, the fight heads outside. Lashley uses a punch to the head to steer things his way. There’s a Fight Network mention. Take a shot. Lashley shouldersinto Moose, but Moose is able to dropkick Lashley outside. At this juncture, Moose attempt to end the match, but Lashley uses an inverted atomic drop. Lashley then uses a superplex, but Moose gets up and spears for only two. They now enter a yay/boo before Lashley hits his spear, but that only gets two. As Lashley brings himself for another, Moose hits the Gamchanger, but only has two. Before Moose can hit go to hell, Lashley blocks, then spears to win.
We see last week’s attack on TNA Tag Champions The Hardys. This then has The Legionnaires interrupted by The Payday Crew. Bram may know something about this.
Slammiversary ad and Tryus ad. Only one matters.
Eli Drake hosts Fact of Life. He’s interviewing TNA AWF Champion Aron Rex. Drake has audio to give the idea we have an audience. But Rex talks about how great it is to have the belt.  Drake talks about hor doing what you have to in order to win. Rex is heeling a bit about who he’s beaten. Drake says they’re nothing like him. They begin to belittle Ethan Carter III. This brings out EC3, which prompts Drake to end the segment. EC3 demands the button be pressed. Only these two make a button deal work. Drake presses several times, bringing EC3 to brawl before Rex tries to stop it, gets his, and attacks before Jesse Godderz makes the save.
The Hardys plan on deleting Faux-Shleld. After a fun promo, a brawl begins. The Hardys are a better team here. Dominating early on, and preventing Shield:TNA. Jeff hits a DDT, and then the attempt to team leaves Jeff playing Ricky Morton. Jeff his the side Russiam legsweep, and tags in Matt. As Matt bites away, he makes the strange noises everyone knows. After hitting a side effect, Matt gets a twist of fate set-up, but the team assault wears him down until Jeff makes the save. After both hit twist of fates, they get the win. Then the video of those dudes with masks hits, and they attack Faux-Shield.
Allie is talked to be Braxton Sutter, but Laurel Van Ness doesn’t know why she has no shot.
BFG ad and Tyrus ad. We used this joke already.
Another deal with these guys. Dixe loves heel mega stables.
Lashley is now mocking Cody, who says Edwards defeated him. We imagine Lashley may want Cody, belt or no.
We see last week when TNA Knockout Champion Gail Kim won. This brings out Maria, Allie, and Laurel Van Ness. Allie tries talking, though they keep mocking her.  This leads to Allie standing up for herself. Laurel attacks. Next week, Allie faces her. We need to remind you she’s supposed to be untrained.
Edwards tells Lashley to bet against him if he wants.
Tyrus tells Mahabali Shera never to dance. We do agree with this. He seems to be training Shera. Kendrick tried with Eva Marie.
EC3 and Jesse want to wrestle the team of Drake/Rex next week.
Shera battles Mike Bennett, who has music. Bennett’s chops don’t seem to do much against Shera, who responds with power. Bennett uses kicks while mocking Shera before locking the chinlock in. Shera again with power by slamming him several times. He locks in a bearhug, but Bennett uses an eyerake and the MIP to end the match.
A look at Edwards before his battle with Cody.
TNA X-Division Champion DJZ talks about the X-Division distracton when Rockstar Spud interferes and announces his team.
Edwards defends against Cody tonight. Both men start with a handshake before they begin feeling out. Neither man has the edge going into break. Back from break, the stalemate is back. Edwards starts to pull away, using his brutal chops, until Cody makes it the chop-off. Before Cody can lock in a armbar, Edwards makes it to the ropes. Before Cody can fly, Edwards sends him outside. This sees Edwards lunge out. When Edwards brings Cody inside, he’s sent outside with a beautiful disaster, then slams Edwards on the ramp. Once back inside, Cody tries to springboard, but end up in a chin-checker for two. Bringing things his way, Edwards goes to fly, but Cody hits a muscle bulster. Edwards fights away from a submission attempt, and starts a yay/boo before Cody gets Edwards up top for a superplex. The move took a bit out of Cody, as his legs are hooked for a win. After the match, another handshake. Honor. Brandi Rhodes is attacked by Maria.
Another good week. Hope to disappoint you little next week. Happy Birthday Tom Petty.

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Impact Review 10/13/2016

Funny to be sued by several people. Arnold may know this as the end of days.
We see Eddie Edwards winning the belt last week. We see him saying he does not believe he is TNA World Heavyweight Champion, and thanks everyone. He then says he was beaten twice before by Bobby Lashley, but he knew he would here, and adds he will have to be killed to get it. Sadly, that sounds like paytime. This brings out Lashley, who brawl with Edwards while choking him. Edwards gets offense in, but is speared. Great way to make the new top man look good. As Lashley basically demands to see referees, Moose and Ethan Carter III make the save.
Two stereotypical French guys talk to a fake Irish guy.
A recap of Lashley’s assault leads to Jeremy Borash talking to Billy and said Irish guy who is fast. Billy may be suing this place. Billy decided Lashley will have to defeat the winner of a match with two guys Billy hasn’t decided on yet.
TNA Grand Heavyweight Champion Aron Rex defends against Jesse Godderz, who’s leg is suspiciously taped. Jesse starts off strong, literally using his strength. Rex gets technical, but the surprising improvement of Jesse has him a few times. Basically winning the first. As the secobd begins, Jesse again shows maybe we shouldn’t be the usual assholes we are. He even uses the Adonis lock before Rex gets out. Jesse has made this type of match interesting.  Jesse wins the secong going into break. Slammiversary may be our penultimate PPV. Back from break, the third begins. Jesse again domintes by sending Rex outside. Jesse wants the match back in the ring. Now we see Rex again show his time as a face did nothing by attacking the injured leg and winning.
Lashley talked to Billy. This will be great later
The Hardys talk about their win. Jeff Hardy’s Jeff again. We feel happy.
Now Allie tells Maria her whole group is banned. This angers her. Hope Mike’s not angry to leave.
EC3 and Moose are interrupted by Lashley to tell them they’re both wrestling to wrestle him next week.
TNA World Tag Team Champions The Hardys are in the ring. Matt talks about Jeff’s journey. Matt mentions The Young Bucks and The New Day. Sadly he forgot Beauty and the Manbeast. Jeff sings they’ll fade away. Matt says the #1 Conteners will be revealed tonight. And like that, The Legionaires attack dressed like an adult film parody of The Shield(The stable, not the show. That would be weird).
Cody Rhodes and Mike Bennett talk about their match later tonight. A good feud, but Billy barely wrote anything.
Bennett has no music. Morale is fine. As the match begins, they do their feeling out for a bit. As they have an early stalemate, Bennett goes to the outside, but Cody flies at him. As they brawl, Bennett uses a DDT to gain an advantage. Once inside, there are boots by Bennett. This leads to Bennett using a chinlock. The offense by Cody is short-lived until ducking a clothesline. He then hits an Alabamaslam, and a beautiful disaster kick. After avoiding a moonsault by Cody, Bennett uses a pedigree. As long as he doesn’t bury anyone or use a bucklebomb. Well anyway, Cody uses a superplex, but is distracted by Maria. This leads to the yay/boo before Cody hits the crossroads to win.
Moose says he and EC3 may be friends, but the TNA Championship means a lot.
BFG was great, and may be the last.
TNA X-Division Champion DJZ defends against Marsche Rockett. May not have DJZ’s music either. Early on the match belongs to Rockett, but DJZ’s speed gets him back in it like that, at least until he’s sent outside. Once there, things are back in Rockett’s way, even chopping. When he tries for a superplex, he finds he has to dropkick instead. DJZ manages to get him outside, and jumps out at him. When DJZ tries the ZDT, he is blocked, but gets another shot, which he uses to win. Again no music.
Bennett thinks this place is out to get him. We tried warning him. Oh, he’s banned in his wife’s match too.
Maria throws a lot of weapons in the ring, but runs when Gail arrives. This however leads to Gail sending a cart with Maria in it, into the ringpost. Despite this, it’s back with Maria after use of a trashcan lid. She then uses the lid like a camper in a deathmatch, until as glitch sends Gail’s foot in her face. When Gail uses eat defeat, she breaks her own pin, and uses the lid for a second one to get a win.
EC3 says he will be winning, but is interrupted by Eli Drake. They’re feuding over a button.
A recap of Cody winning leads to talking about his match with Edwards soon. Edwards says despite his injury, he can’t wait to wrestle Cody.
The lame Payday-knockoff group has a video. Be ready for another group.
EC3 and Moose main event. Moose has a little bit in his direction, but EC3 moves quckly. Both reverse out of the other’s finishing move. They both chop away until EC3 uses a dropkick to Moose’s leg. Moose gets enough unter his feet to dropkick EC3. After briefly brawling outside, both men are back inside. EC3 uses a suplex, forcing Moose to gead back outside, where he sways things back his way for a moment before EC3 gets inside. Once there, neither man stays in the drivers seat for long. Including Moose using a pop-up powerbomb like he was Canadian. EC3 hits a splash, and tries for a 1%, but is hit with Go To Hell, then a gamebreaker to allow Moose advance to next week. After this win, Lashley emerges to stare him down to end the show.
Great show tonight, though management is getting a whole section in the DVD.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Impact Review 10/6/2016

Thoughts to those in the path of the hurricane.


 Showing what many found brilliant about BFG has TNA Champion Lashley emerge like Arnold winning. He says he beat everyone until Grand “We Had A Different Belt Laying Around” Champion Rex interrupts saying he’s better, then gets put down by Lashley. Now Gail spouts something about 2016 fixing thing, but she has Tag Team Champions The Hardys interrupt. Matt talks about TNA not existing.  X-Division Champion. DJZ makes this even more overbooked. Lashley mocks them before leaving. Billy interrups him with Aiden O’Shea. He tells Lashley he will have to face someone. All will defend save for DJZ, who’s in another convoluted mess. It’s a 6-man tag with strict enforcement. Boy would rounds be interesting. The action is good with Marshe Rockett teaming with The Helms Dynasty against DJZ, Braxton Sutter, and Mandrews. We are a bit too relaxed to know everything except to say DJZ holds his own against a new threat. Boy Rockett isn’t bad. Mandrews gets to win as he pins Andrew Everett.


A BFG ad if you want to travel back to Sunday.


Moose wants to battle Lashley tonight.


Eli Drake is quite over as he interviews Ethan Carter III. After berating EC3 about not winning on Sunday, he presses the Dummy button several times. We sense a double turn. EC3 says he won’t make excuses, but now he’s angry before ripping into Drake before telling him he better be ready to try becoming TNA Champ. After daring him to press the button. Drake says he was never given anything, he earned it.


Allie is being yelled toward about telling everyone Maria’s doctor cleared her. Strange anyone here has a doctor.


Eddie Edwards’ promo about wanting to face Lashley has a fan yelling to support Trump. Lashley knows about both now.


A recap of Gail’s induction. We hope to have one more at least before WWE.


Gail battling Sienna becomes a brawl early on as Madison Rayne has to talk to Josh. Sienna starts by targeting Gail’s back. Gail gets away from the AK-47 to hit her moves of doom. Gail then wins by rolling-up Gail. After this, Sienna is joined by Maria and Laurel Van Ness. Then we hear Maria has a No-DQ match against Gail. If only Madison was some type of wrestler.


EC3 is the last one to be a possible opponent in the main event.


There is a cage match named after the show this network has Josh plugging, and it has The Hardys defending against The Decay. Matt bellows to Rebecca to defend Maxel. The Hardys start  dominating as Jeff staples Abyss’ head. Matt is punched by Crazzy Steve before getting hooked with a hook. When The Decay switch up, they get dominated by The Hardys. Fans break out when Matt tries using a chainsaw. Jeff uses a twist of fate before trying to climb. He’s misted by Rosemary before we get interference. The storm seems to have gone back to that infamous night. We’ll get back to reviewing once the show actually is back.


BFG once again.


Because of WWE, it’s Cody and Brandi Rhodes. She never used that name there. He talks about how BFG was, and talks about Mike Bennett being on his list. He adds he has a shot at being TNA Champion. Bennett interrupts this to accidentally say the incident was “last night”. Kayfabe! There is a brawl before an escape by Bennett. During the ad break, Cody challenged Bennett.


Aiden tells Maria she gets her match, but her position at the top of the division is at stake.


Rex defends the AWF World Heavyweight Championship Against Baron Cor… Dax. Rex starts by chaining together some moves  before Dax uses a neckbreaker that gets only to. Dax then attacks the stomach before trying to pin. Dax seems to be winning the first with 30 seconds left. The first belongs to Dax. As the second begins, Dax has moved to the head before Rex chop blocks and uses a sharpshooter-type hold to win. A possible turn. He says he looks to prove he’s better than the others in the division.


Lashley is to decide who he’s facing. He says because he beat EC3, and says because Moose is dumb, he’ll face Edwards because he thinks it will be easy. Lashley’s spear misses early on, but a German suplex helps to set things his way. As Lashley bashes Edwards’ ribs, he then suplexes Edwards, who kicks out. Edwards fights back, but Lashley powerbombs, and chinlocks. Even when Edwards gets out, he gets an elbow by Lashley. When Lashley slaps Edwards, this enrages Edwards. After hitting a Frankensteiner, Edwards uses his comeback, though Lashley stops the momentum with a powerslam. Lashley tries for a spear, but Edwards sends him outside, and follows-up with two dives. He tries three, but Lashley moves out of the way. As Lashley brings Edwards back inside, he goes for another spear, but is hit with a Boston knee party to become TNA Champion. While it means the wrong match main evented, Edwards has a great moment.


We have not gotten WWE pay yet, but it seems more likely to happen.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

Impact Review 9/29/2016

We may be done, but that hasn’t stopped us from having our usual TV. Just be sure to talk about. the hilarious. We’ll power through like Arnold


Before Lethal LockDown, Ethan Carter III and who may be the last or penultimate TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley say their teams. Lashley selects Drew Galloway, Mike Bennett, TNA KO Champion Maria. EC3 selects Aron Rex, Moose, Gail Kim. They exchange that they will be winning. Ethen than tells Lashley he wants to start against him, and they will start.


The first bout is between TNA X-Division Champion DJZ and Eddie Edwards. Both men start slow, but get in gear with Edwards striking away. DJZ uses his speed advantage to fly around the ring, until Edwards flies to the outside. Edwards uses a backpack stunner, but only two. Every time Edwards goes to power, DJZ kicks out. DJZ nails a desperation kick, and a DJT to win. After the match, The Helms Dynasty attack. Guess what match it will be.



Allie has to help Laurel Van Ness. We’re sure this segment won’t anger the internet.


May be the last BFG.


Josh interviews Bennett and Moose. The former says the latter didn’t do his job. Moose says he taught guys like Bennett a lesson.

Madison Rayne battles Laurel. Laurel uses underhanded tactics while mocking Allie. Yep. Gail gets the belt while a new star battles a debuting wrestler. Madison tries for several pins, but Larual uses a boot to the head to win.


Lashley promises a shot to whoever takes EC3 out. What if they dent his car.


Drew wants to talk to Rex. Drew talks about saving TNA, but Rex says he’s delusional. He may be right. Drew plays the independent star deal before delivering a piledriver.


Bram’s death is mentioned by Rosemary, then back from Break, We see a package about The Hardy's. This angle saved nothing. Well now it will be Rosemary vs. Reby. The match starts with Reby attacking, but Rosemary licks her. The fans being in this match does not hide the inexperience of Reby, who goes for a pin, but a distraction leads to a mist by Rosemary, and a brawl. There is a Jeff/Steve brawl along stairs, followed by Rosemary delivering a side effect on Reby through a table.


Lashley has the advantage in War Games.


Another BFG ad sees Jeff and Steve go at the eyes as Matt and Abyss, who’s on after the show, fight over music. Jeff wanders as Matt is Tyson and Abyss is Holyfield. Jeff is in a chair as Abyss shocks Matt’s nuts like Kane.


Boy Cody Rhodes picked a bad time to leave.


Gail and Maria talk about facing-off. BFG may be the last time to see this match.


Tyrus and Eli Drake talk about teaming. Tryus decides it’s a bad idea. Both men in that battle royal at BFG.


One last look at the last matches.


EC3 talking to his team before this last match… Of the night. They give a “Woah Bundy”.


A Lashley battling EC3 video is shown before tonight’s main event. EC3 wants to start, but it’s Bennett he’s battling instead. EC3 exchanges with Bennett. EC3 delivers a suplex, but Bennett scurries up. As EC3 tries to splash, there is a maneuver by Bennett, who kicks away and sends EC3 around as he yells “shut up” to fans, but EC3 battles out and hits a TK3. As the next wrestler is Drew. As Drew stomps away before chopping going into break. Back from break, Bennett stomps away before Rex emerges and goes at Drew. It’s now an elbow of distinction. The faces bash away at the heels until Lashley heads to war. As Lashey brings everyone near him down, until Moose gets in and destroys whoever’s left. They all brawl until Maria stays out until the predictable Gail appearance. Once that happens, they’re all brawling, plus in play going into break. Back from break, they all brawl, well, the four guys. Lashley directs the assault until Drew hits the corner. After this, every face beats up Lashley. EC3 goes to use a pipe, but Bennett takes most out until a Moose dropkick. After a spear by Lashley on Rex, Lashley takes a moment either to set up a save by EC3, or is shaking webs. EC3 sends him off the structure walls before grabbing a Kendo stick. After some fast blows, Lashley locks EC3 in a submission hold until EC3 has to tap. After winning, Lashley names the match as “NO HOLDS BAAAAARED”!


Whether this is the last ever, the last Impact, or just another week, we’ll still be on Twitter, and may expand to talking about wrestling news. Bring this place back.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Impact Review 9/22/2016

We see the major angles, this will be a great event Junior.
TNA Impact Grand action (Yay) as Drew Galloway starts against Eddie Edwards. Surprisingly even handed early on, Edwards takes the fight outside. Drew gets the match back inside, where Drew keeps trying to end the match, but Edwards ends the first by being unbeatable. In the second, Edwards begins with a brutal clothesline followed by a yay/boo. When it gets up to, Edwards gets Drew in a tree of woe, but Drew uses is strength to stop it. Drew tries for a Claymore, but is hit with a Boston knee party that sends him outside. Edwards uses a dive to end the second. The third begins with a quick brawl, but Drew remains dominant before locking in the Iron Maiden, which Edwards reverses, which Drew reverses to try a tombstone, which Edwards reverses out of. Another yay/boo of brutal chops until a quick series ends in Drew making a near fall with a future shock. This goes to judges after break. Back from break, Drew wins. Now we know who he’ll face in the finals. After this match, Drew says it doesn’t matter. After everything, down comes Ethan Carter III, who tries to calm Drew down, but Drew says he thinks Bobby Lashley will still be TNA World Heavyweight Champion (Assuming we make it that long). EC3 says he would beat Drew anywhere. Lashley brings himself out, but Mike Bennett sneak attacks. Moose emerges to make a save, but the heel team does well for themselves.
Allie is on the phone trying to get a tomato can as both Aron Rex and Eli Drake talk about their match next.
BFG is not far away. Stay with us.
Lashley tells Bennett there is no friendship. Not even a friendzone, damn.
Drake battles Rex in more Grand action. Drake starts by berating everyone, to which Rex briefly channels Sandow to bring up Drake in a bedtime tale than ends the Sandow promo. Drake starts by grappling Aron down, but Rex is able to get out several times. This leads to him using a flurry of offense before Drake escapes. Once back in the ring, Drake briefly dominates before Rex attempts a submission to end the first. Basically, Rex has the first. To begin the second, Rex’s submission attempts lead to Drake brawling and using the rope to choke Rex. After using a quick neckbreaker, Drake goes for a pin, but Rex uses the rope. After a near-fall by Rex, Drake uses a DDT, and attempts Blunt Force Trauma, but Rex has to be slammed. Drake takes too long to pin, and brawls to end the second. The third begins with Drake attacking the head before being hit with the discus elbow called the revelator to secure Rex the win.
Well now TNA World Tag Team Champions The Decay get a message from Senor Benjamin. This is not going to be normal, as it shouldn’t be.
A recap of Rex’s win has another match signed for BFG. And Rex tells Drew to expect a hospital.
We now have Cody Rhodes. No, he’s not going to be Red Reign.
The Decay promise to destroy The Hardys.  This leads to “Broken” Matt Hardy interrupting. Matt says he will delete their reign. This leads to “Brother Nero” Jeff Hardy, who acts like he did before 2011. After lights go out, Abyss and Crazzy Steve are tied up, and Reby, now with gray hair attacks, but Rosemary runs. We are not sure if they know what the ending will be.
EC3 and Moose talk about beating the Lashley/Bennett team. Moose may get a shot at gold soon, unless Rhodes wants it.
TNA X-Division Champion DJZ defends against Trevor Lee. DJZ starts by brawling with Lee, but Lee is able to bring the Champion down. Lee sends DJZ into the turnbuckles, but once the fight is outside, DJZ dominates outside, and brings things back inside as he flies higher that a stoner pilot. DJZ uses a Frankensteiner, and a DJT to win. After this, Andrew Everett attacks until Edwards runs them off and asks for a microphone. Through his thick Boston accent, Edwards asks the Fighting-Champion for a shot on the go-home show next week. DJZ accepts it.
Allie again is berated by TNA Knockout Champion Maria. Boy we hope it will be her ending the reign.
A Tyrus based package. He’d still here.
Allie introduces this segment that starts with Sienna in the background and Maria yelling. After more of this yammering, we realize the most over person in Gail vs. Maria is Allie. The unnamed wrestler I sneak attacked, and this segment bores on until another person, a masked person acting like a ninja, appears. After this person out-wrestles Maria, she is revealed to be Gail. Sienna stops the assault, but is given eat defeat. Boy this is probably the lease offensive thing we’ve done.
Finding that BFG has one great match.
EC3/ Moose vs. Lashley/Bennett. As Lashley begins the match alone as Bennett avoids tagging in going into break. Back from break, Bennett hits a cutter on EC3. Lashley then tags in and targets the torso of EC3. After this, a tag in the match by Bennett sees him also bash the ribs until EC3 fights his way out of the corner. EC3 tags in Moose, who goes straight at Bennett. When Lashley tries to make the save, he gets kicked by Moose. Both large men brawl outside as EC3 gets the pin with a sunset flip. The brawls continue after the bout is over. As Lashley brawls with EC3, the X-Division try to break it up before Billy comes out and says next week sees both teams in Lethal Lockdown.
Decent build-up. Maybe next week helps.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Impact Review 9/15/2016

So is last week the top? Well you decide.
 “Broken” Matt Hardy reassembles his commandos by putting “Brother Nero” Jeff Hardy in water, he’s 2010 Jeff minus the problems at first, but Nero’ed again. He was better the other way.
TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley talks about beating Ethan Carter III, so there is no BFG main event, and mocks Jeremy Borash. Grado tries to help in this problem, but Lashley makes it clear he will hurt them both. Grado tries to tell Lashley he’s human, and gets destroyed. After saying no one is able to stop him, Moose emerges. With that, the fight is on. Moose sends the Destroyer outside, and says he will defeat him tonight.
Aaron Rex says Drew Galloway was handed everything so far here. No, he’s not being ironic.
Lashley will not fight Moose because it’s bad for Moose’s health.
Rex battles Trevor Lee in the AWF World Heavyweight Championship tournament. Rex dominates the first half with grappling, Lee manages to break this with general brutality. Rex has a streak of strikes to end the first. Bringing the judges, Rex won the first. In the second, Lee starts off with punches, kicks, and clotheslines, but Rex his elbow of di… unhappiness, then a discus clothesline to get a win.
TNA Knockout Champion Maria doesn’t want to be outshined at BFG by Gail Kim by moving her induction to later in this show. What does this mean.
BFG ad leads Broken Matt procuring Vangaurd 1. His "MENDOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"! Moment sees the drone return after going over his time with Senor Benjamin.
Maria’s back to be pissed off, so she’s hotshotting Gail’s induction. We see nothing wrong happening as this goes on. Nosiree Bob. After a video that shows Maria beating up Gail, no use of Gail’s move we marketed as the happy ending. Allie has a gift for Gail, but Maria smashes it. Dixie is out now, and goes back to last week, when Maria was told she had no power. Gail will get inducted at BFG, AND is in the #1 contenders match. Who’s surprised.
A recap of Rockstar Spud attacking Braxton Sutter is the reason for an empty arena match. Which is different from our quarter-full arena matches.
This match will have to padding on the turnbuckles. They brawl on the ramp to start the bout before going into to empty stands. They make there way to seats that usually may have fans to brawl. As Sutter uses a belt to whip Spud without the use of a safe word, they make their way to the cheaper than free seats, where Sutter also yells at Spud, who needs a low-blow to bring him down. Once in the ring, Spud punches away. Sutter shows turnabout is fair balls. Sutter sends Spud into the buckles, which hurts the latter enough to get a pin.
Vangaurd 1 finds Senor Benjamin, and Matt says there will be weapons brought to his house.  We know a few guys.
Moose makes it know he will still demand a fight.
Last week’s main event is shown in HIGHlights.
The Hardys are now in the ring to talk about winning the TNA World Tag Team Championships from The Decay. We haven’t decided if they should win them or have Jeff turn on Matt. Well anyway, Rosemary is near the hard camera, and says Maxel deserves a better place. He will be in NXT in 2030. She says Bram was destroyed. Well then who’s signing his deals! Abyss says The Hardys will not win. Next to be out is Crazzy Steve, who says they offer destruction. Matt is not scared. Jeff says he will make them obsolete. Matt then says they will fight in a great war. But Woodrow Wilson said there would be no war. This ends up being a brawl that sees the default faces emerge as winners.
We have another One Night Only, no World Title Series this year.
Mike Bennett tries to get Lashley to accept, but is not successful.
Jade starts off with an even exchange with Laurel Vaness, who looks to be Chelsea Green. Once Sienna’s in, they both attack Jade. Gail is next. Gail fights, but the heels resume until Marti Bell hits the ring. Marti is impressive until Raquel enters. This match is Tough Enough. Everyone is attacking everyone until Madison Rayne emerges. Madison wails on Marti going into break. Back from break, Sienna downs Gail, and is bashed by Raquel, which sees an everyone hit their move. Laurel eliminates Madison and Marti after the latter does so to Jade. Sienna reverses a sleeper hold into eliminating Raquel. Sienna argues with Maria as Allie accidentally eliminates Laurel. Sienna works on Gail, and tries to eliminate her, but Gail holds on despite the stomps and powerbomb attempts. Gail tries a sunset flip to a pin, but only gets two. Gail avoids the silencer to predictably get her shot at BFG.
Eddie Edwards has to help Mahabali Shera in this tournament match. Both exchange holds before the clothesline from Shera, leadind to Edwards having to move fast to bring the big one down and sent him outside. After Edwards dives out at Shera, he gets him inside to kick and hits the Boston knee party, which is not sold to end the first. Needless to say, Edwards has the lead. In the second, Edwards tries moving fast despite having apparently hurt his ribs. Shera’s power has Edwards reeling through the round to end the Second. No shock, Shera wins the second. Edwards starts the third with kicks, but Shera uses power until Edwards gets the win using a half Boston crab. The matches tonight show more speed, though more is needed.
Lashley is here to make his decision about Moose. After Lashley begins saying everyone wants this, he says it won’t happen. He says he’s a businessman, so he wants to fight at BFG, knowing the man already has a match. Moose says he won’t be waiting, and they brawl. Lashley throws Moose into the guardrailing, but Moose isn’t downed. Both do everything to stop the other, though there is little give between them. Bennett tries to deliver hits on Moose, but needs an eye poke, leading to Lashley delivering his spear to Moose. EC3 enters, and they brawl. That is the end of tonight.
Decent wrestling this week, though there is one angle fans truly bring their cheers with. Until next week.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Impact Delete or Decay Review 9/8/2016

Fighting the bastards like a commando.
Perhaps the two greatest stars we have, Senor Benjamin and Vangaurd 1 warn everyone before a recap is shown, then we get some more strange goodness from “Broken” Matt Hardy.
Mike Bennett and his wife, TNA Knockout Champion Maria hit the ring to be pissed at Moose. Bennett says his mother warned him not to bite the hand that feeds him. Here it’s the hand that feeds barely. He says Moose should’ve been happy to be paid. Problem is he works here. Bennett wants to be TNA World Heavyweight Champion, this brings outgoing TNA President Dixie. After they bicker, Dixie says she has an idea. Bennett assumes it means he’ll be added to Bobby Lashley vs. Ethan Carter III, but instead, she makes Bennett vs. Moose. After Moose tries to strike, Maria provides a distraction that help Bennett escape.
Gail Kim and Jade vs. Sienna and Allie. Before it begins, Dixie says Bennett’s bout will stand, and Maria is no longer in charge of the division. Next week decides the #1 Contender Guess who she defends against. When the match starts, Gail goes straight to Sienna, who has to tag to the kayfabe non-wrestler. Sienna then plays the heel be saying Allie wanted in. When Sienna tags in, she dominates as fans want Allie. Gail battles through, but her opponent keeps dominance before pretending to tag Allie, but doesn’t. Sienna hits a Samoan drop before looking for an AK-47. Gail gets out and hit a desperation move. Gail then tags in Jade, who uses more kicks than an experience online multiplayer. Allie accidentally tags in, and is hit with a silencer by Sienna. Jade uses the moment to pin. After the match, the faces help Allie up.
Jeremy Borash needs a scoop from Billy, who denies the request like it’s a singles bar. Though Billy say he has an announcement.
BFG ad sees Matt talking about his zoo. He thinks George Washington is a Giraffe and Joe Frazier is a kangaROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He jokes about TNA X-Division Champion DJZ, Madrews, and The Young Bucks as spot (literal) monkeys, and says Genghis Khan is a tiger.
Billy reveals the TNA Impact Grand Championship, which was supposed to be the new TNA Championship belt. Drew Galloway interrupts. Drew wants the belt. Billy says there are new rules, which has a video explaining the rules. We do those a lot. Basically, 3 rounds of three minutes where you can win at any time, but judges may decide. This will eitherbe great or the AWF. After they argue, Aron Rex says he will send Drew back at Scotland. Billy says Rex will debut next week and Drew wrestles in a tournament match once back from break.
Unusually Thicke. Imagine the segue.
Drew will face Braxton Sutter. Both engage in a feeling out before Drew suplexes and chops away. After Drew hits a big boot, he goes to pin, but only two. We keep hearing this is being scored. After the first ends, Drew wins it. Drew begins round 2 by brutalizing some more through the first half, then Sutter gets Drew with a superplex and goes to pin for two. Both chop away before Sutter brings Drew down and punches away. After a powerslam, Sutter stays on him to end round 2. As we begin round 3, we realize this is the opposite of the Broken Matt/Brother Nero angle. Drew piledrives Sutter, and locks in the iron maiden to win. Presentation is similar to the Cruiserweight Classic, but the wrestling is too different and needs to find soul.
During break, Rockstar Spud attacked Sutter.
A drunk guy doesn’t like 1979, but likes Rosemary. When the guy wants to sex her up, TNA World Tag Team Champions The Decay attack, and possibly Heidenrape him and steal his whip.
EC3 and Lashley both ready to sign in a segment from earlier this week. EC3 tells Lashley he’ll be at BFG to fight, and Lashley brings up how TNA is under fire, and needs someone who defends wrestling. EC3 says he may not be the most dominant, but he will kick the ass of the most dominant. Lashley says EC3 is hype, and he’ll be training harder to win. Afterwards, both men brawl. Normal signing.
Slammiversary on DVD. Almost never made it to PPV.
We see the brawl continues. Lashley’s pissed there’s no poster of him. He then wants a garage door opened so they brawl outside. They may see Olive Oyl if they go by the park.
Jesse Godderz wants to win the Grand Championship. Seems like he has a match.
Speaking of which, he wrestles Eli Drake. They start be tying up before Jesse shows surprising mat work. Drake uses an armdrag, but the round seems to belong to Jesse. He keeps using a mat based game to win the first. In the second, Drake brawls his way ahead. These matches seem to be WWE’s 50/50 booking in one match. Drake uses a powerslam to dominate through to the second half, where Jesse surges to lock in the Adonis lock to bring the round to an end. Jesse is 2 to 0 as he starts the third on fire, but Drake begins to get in gear with his offense, and breaks the Adonis lock before it’s too late. Jesse may be ahead on points, but Drake manages to hit Blunt Force Trauma, bringing him a win. Matches aren’t bad, but the points are emphasized too much, bringing PS1 level slowdown.
We again see Tyrus’ ad. We should hire him.
A recap of Drew and Rex brawling, and the announcement of the newish belt. This sees an angry Rex, who says he’s not thinking. That’s what goes into most Tosh.0 videos.
Next week sees more Grand Championship action as we see Rex vs. Trevor Lee, and Eddie Edwards vs. Mahabali Shera.
Senor Benjamin digs fast. Voyeurism has Matt interrupt going into break. Back from break, The Hardys use Roman Candles like they were AA-12’s to send The Decay running. This sees Matt and Jeff head on as Reby protects Maxel. Abyss uses Skarsgard briefly as a shield before “Brother Nero” Jeff Hardy kicks him away. Senor Benjamins sees Joseph Park before tasing him. Jeff fights brutally with Crazzy Steve in a pool before seemingly killing him, but is pulled back in. Senor Benjamin tries burying Abyss, but is stopped. Matt then begins pursuing Rosemary, but is stopped by Abyss, who has Janice. Matt is saved by Jeff, who may be dead, or at least as Brother Nero. Vangaurd 1 becomes every bit of a cyber protector as later Arnold Schwarzenegger is, as he stops Rosemary from whisking Maxel away. Sadly, he dies from brutal mist, which has no effect on Matt. The Decay heads off as we see Jeff and Senor Benjamin are hurt.
An average week that sees the great sequel. See you guys next week.