We may be done, but that hasn’t stopped us from having our
usual TV. Just be sure to talk about. the hilarious. We’ll power through like Arnold
Before Lethal LockDown, Ethan Carter III and who may be the
last or penultimate TNA World Heavyweight Champion Bobby Lashley say their
teams. Lashley selects Drew Galloway, Mike Bennett, TNA KO Champion Maria.
EC3 selects Aron Rex, Moose, Gail Kim. They exchange that they will be
winning. Ethen than tells Lashley he wants to start against him, and they will
start.
The first bout is between TNA X-Division Champion DJZ and
Eddie Edwards. Both men start slow, but get in gear with Edwards striking away.
DJZ uses his speed advantage to fly around the ring, until Edwards flies to the
outside. Edwards uses a backpack stunner, but only two. Every time Edwards goes
to power, DJZ kicks out. DJZ nails a desperation kick, and a DJT to win. After
the match, The Helms Dynasty attack. Guess what match it will be.
Allie has to help Laurel Van Ness. We’re sure this segment won’t
anger the internet.
May be the last BFG.
Josh interviews Bennett and Moose. The former says the latter
didn’t do his job. Moose says he taught guys like Bennett a lesson.
Madison Rayne battles Laurel. Laurel uses underhanded
tactics while mocking Allie. Yep. Gail gets the belt while a new star battles a
debuting wrestler. Madison tries for several pins, but Larual uses a boot to
the head to win.
Lashley promises a shot to whoever takes EC3 out. What if
they dent his car.
Drew wants to talk to Rex. Drew talks about saving TNA, but
Rex says he’s delusional. He may be right. Drew plays the independent star deal
before delivering a piledriver.
Bram’s death is mentioned by Rosemary, then back from Break,
We see a package about The Hardy's. This angle saved nothing. Well now it will
be Rosemary vs. Reby. The match starts with Reby attacking, but Rosemary licks
her. The fans being in this match does not hide the inexperience of Reby, who
goes for a pin, but a distraction leads to a mist by Rosemary, and a brawl.
There is a Jeff/Steve brawl along stairs, followed by Rosemary delivering a side
effect on Reby through a table.
Lashley has the advantage in War Games.
Another BFG ad sees Jeff and Steve go at the eyes as Matt
and Abyss, who’s on after the show, fight over music. Jeff wanders as Matt is
Tyson and Abyss is Holyfield. Jeff is in a chair as Abyss shocks Matt’s nuts
like Kane.
Boy Cody Rhodes picked a bad time to leave.
Gail and Maria talk about facing-off. BFG may be the last
time to see this match.
Tyrus and Eli Drake talk about teaming. Tryus decides it’s a
bad idea. Both men in that battle royal at BFG.
One last look at the last matches.
EC3 talking to his team before this last match… Of the
night. They give a “Woah Bundy”.
A Lashley battling EC3 video is shown before tonight’s
main event. EC3 wants to start, but it’s Bennett he’s battling instead. EC3
exchanges with Bennett. EC3 delivers a suplex, but Bennett scurries up. As
EC3 tries to splash, there is a maneuver by Bennett, who kicks away and sends
EC3 around as he yells “shut up” to fans, but EC3 battles out and hits a TK3.
As the next wrestler is Drew. As Drew stomps away before chopping going into
break. Back from break, Bennett stomps away before Rex emerges and goes at Drew.
It’s now an elbow of distinction. The faces bash away at the heels until
Lashley heads to war. As Lashey brings everyone near him down, until Moose gets
in and destroys whoever’s left. They all brawl until Maria stays out until the
predictable Gail appearance. Once that happens, they’re all brawling, plus in
play going into break. Back from break, they all brawl, well, the four guys.
Lashley directs the assault until Drew hits the corner. After this, every face
beats up Lashley. EC3 goes to use a pipe, but Bennett takes most out until a
Moose dropkick. After a spear by Lashley on Rex, Lashley takes a moment either
to set up a save by EC3, or is shaking webs. EC3 sends him off the structure
walls before grabbing a Kendo stick. After some fast blows, Lashley locks EC3
in a submission hold until EC3 has to tap. After winning, Lashley names the match
as “NO HOLDS BAAAAARED”!
Whether this is the last ever, the last Impact, or just
another week, we’ll still be on Twitter, and may expand to talking about wrestling
news. Bring this place back.
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