A tough show, as even though it has been taped for a while,
one of the men that was its cornerstone
Starting with the tribute we all know. Dusty truly made NXT
as much as Triple-H. He just never made a big deal about it.
Enzo, Big Cass, and Carmella vs. Blake, Murphy, and Bliss starts
us off. We were getting the spelling of Sawft before the seizures take effect.
Enzo and Blake start this by showing they really need new barbers. After a brief
feeling out, Enzo takes advantage and shows off. Doesn’t take long before
everyone starts brawling. It likely ends quickly given referee Drake Wuertz’s previous
career. Back to Enzo vs. Blake. Blake however is gaining momentum before
tagging in Murphy. The team uses frequent tags to dismantle Enzo. That is until
Enzo uses a miscommunication to tag in Carmella. She and Bliss may not be
brilliant wrestlers, but they actually try. After a few quick tags from both
teams, Enzo gets the pin to end the match.
Photos from John Cena defeating Kevin Owens before getting
whooped.
Samoa Joe tells Devin Taylor he was in a place on the
cutting edge, set to take over, and set the world on fire. We do too, sign us
Triple-H. He says Owens uses intimidation because he’s weak. We dare not tell Haku
he’s weak.
After this is a look at Finn Balor. The video starts showing
his facepaint, then him talking about himself. Specifically, as Fergal Devitt.
Somewhere, Triple-H is smiling about the middle finger. Balor talks about how
WWF Superstars was a show that inspired him. We figured he was inspired by
Taker given both men carry Irish blood and the fear of many. Becky Lynch talks
about how Balor opening a wrestling school in Ireland is the reason she’s here.
Tweet of the night for NXT goes to @WheelerDeeler: ICDUB! ICDUB! This who video
is Triple-H telling his father-in-law don’t get used to it, cause you know it’s
not gonna last. All the independent and New Japan footage shows why Balor was
kept on NXT despite interest in putting him on the main show.
On the next Swerved, someone spills coffee on Harley Race.
Viewer discretion advised.
Charlotte looking extra beautiful tonight. We hope Bram
never reads this. Charlotte facing a wrestler named Cassie. Charlotte starts on
offense, and stays there save for a few seconds. Charlotte uses some sort of
chinlock before Cassie gets out with elbows. She tries a quick assault before
Charlotte uses a neckbreaker and spear. She then uses the figure-eight to win.
For those that don’t know, it’s a figure-four with a bridge. We now want to job
Bram out for some reason.
Devin interviews Dana Brooke. Dana is angered that they think
she’s a former competitive bodybuilder. She also says that she does not use her
family to get a job. She better hope neither Bella hears that. She then
remembers to pat Devin on the head. She still forgot to rub herself inappropriately.
NXT Champion Kevin Owens vs. Samoa Joe. Neither man knows it,
but this match is a true tribute to Dusty. They may not have what is called the
look, but they have what is called everything that matters. Joe goes after
Owens, who rolls out of the ring. We get a staredown outside before they head
back in the ring. Corey Graves says wrestling Joe is no fun as they lock up.
Graves is validated after a flurry of chops. Owens takes over with offense of
his own. Despite this, Joe uses his corner enziguri to resume his control over
the pace. Joe practically kicks in Owens’ head before we go to break. A WWE
Shop ad. Now you can dress like an unentitled champion. When we return, no chinlock,
just Owens punching, kicking, and giving the senton. Somewhere, Kevin Dunn is
thinking how much he hates “The Seth Rogan Guy”. Owens uses a chinlock to keep
Joe on the ground. Joe is able to get out with elbows, but Owens keeps his
momentum with a back elbow back into” another chinlock Randy?” Joe to be fading
like his interest in staying with TNA. But then he gets a surge of adrenaline.
Joe uses a few trademark punches, and inverted atomic drop, and a senton of his
own. Joe then works on Owens in the corner with chops before he tries to end
it. When Owens counters and gets him into the corner, he re-counters with a
corner uranage. The fight spills outside. Eventually, there’s no choice but to
call a double DQ. Not even former CZW Champion Drake Wuertz can keep them separate.
A slew of security guys are trying their best, but it means nothing. An army is
the only option as the crowd chants “Let them fight” and “This is awesome”.
Finally, they get Owens out. Owens yells “The Champ is here” as Joe stares him
down. A good ending. It presents fans with the ultimate final match between
them.
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