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Sunday, December 13, 2015

Creative Locks: TLC: Taters, Ladders, Chairs

Well the year is almost done. There is sadly one more PPV to go before the Road to WrestleMania begins. Just remember that NyQuil mixes well in egg nogg. Here are a few quick predictions.

Pre-Show Match: Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch

Both women needed a spot on the card, so it was decided that Dolph Ziggler and Tyler Breeze will have to wait until RAW to end their what-have-you. Even though this is in Boston, Sasha will be winning only because WWE sadly has decided Becky can only win on SmackDown with the help of others.

Winner: Sasha Banks

WWE Tag Team Championship Ladder Match: The New Day vs. The Usos vs. The Lucha Dragons

The New Day have been on a roll lately, and their in no way sexual merchandise really shows this. As stupid as WWE is, they will not let go of what makes them money, which is why Daniel Bryan has been locked away in a dispute over who's doctor is not bought off. Expect more fun with your world famous, two-time champs.

Winners: The New Day

WWE Diva Championship Match: Charlotte vs. Paige

Just when you think the destruction of the division is done, we have a match with no real face. Are we to cheer for the woman that said something WWE redacted faster than you are able to say Submission Sorority, or for the one that screwed over her own friend in a match? Doesn't seem to matter. Once Sasha or Becky enters, none of this matters. As such, default goes to the Champion.

Winner: #RicFlairsDaughterCharlotteRicFlair (Credit: @Yugiohtas)

WWE United States Championship Chairs Match: Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger

Alberto is rumored to be facing Brock Lesnar next, so once again, Swagger jobs so that a main eventer can be holding the holding pattern belt.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Rusev vs. Ryback

This match has the makings of filler. Rusev has a renewed alliance with Lana, so there is no real reason for him to lose yet. Paired with Ryback being on the down part of a yo-yo push, and sadly the Big Guy is going to again fall for a fake injury.

Winner: Rusev

Elimination Tables Match: The Wyatt Family vs. Team ECW

Both we and @WheelerDeeler know that The New Day may be winning a match, but they lost the war to save the tables. This match is about re-establishing Bray Wyatt. After his team lost to The Undertaker and Kane, Wyatt needs a new group to destroy, and for WWE, there's no better group than the latest attempt by a promotion to exploit ECW for everything they possibly will take. Rowan and Rhyno are gone first, followed by Dreamer and Harper. This means the Dudleys will be dealt a #DeadMansHand

Winners: The Wyatt Family

WWE Intercontinental Championship Match: Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose

Owens has reigned for a while, and while he's only really faced Ryback for it, he has been Champion long enough for WWE to decide they want someone new to hold the gold. While it is likely that Owens will cheat to win, or even lose by countout, setting up a rematch later on, the IC Championship is most likely going to no longer be Owen Owens' toy, and now Renee Young's toy.

Winner: Dean Ambrose

WWE World Heavyweight Championship TLC Match: Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns

WWE is panicking. As much as many fans may still not like Reigns, the finish at Survivor Series really damaged the show. The brass may not be sweating ratings in the 2's given it's football season, once January rolls around, expect the panic button to be slammed. Because of this, Sheamus will be getting the win thanks to Barrett, Rusev, and Alberto, just gotta keep Roman strong.

Winner: Sheamus

There you have them. We hope that now that TLC will be soon, that wrestling can rebound, but sadly, that will take a few more weeks of the ratings in the 2's blues to get the ball rolling.

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